List of implied topics

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The following is a list of implied subjects from the Conker series that were only mentioned in-game or from an official publication, and therefore are too minor to have their own article.

Brother Clavius

“Clavius sucks arse!”

—Conker, The Official Nintendo Player's Guide

Brother Clavius is the author of the long-titled Birdy Brand Manuals Presents the Survival Guide to the Panther King's Kingdom: Squirrel Edition, a fictional guide representing the The Official Nintendo Player's Guide of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Brother Clavius is a Monk Gobling and a survival expert. Indeed, Brother Clavius has the ability to hold his breath for up to six minutes and only sustain minimal brain damage. As a survival expert, Brother Clavius has written numerous survival guides on behalf of BIRDY BRAND Enterprises. Each guide written by Clavius for BIRDY BRAND Enterprises is hand-chiseled on his personal medium of choice, slabs of granite, then electronically transcribed into a digital format by a team of gibbons. As of 2001, Brother Clavius lived with his wife and children in a cardboard box.

Prior to writing the guide, Brother Clavius was a cloistered monk from the Fundamentalist Non-Reformed Cult of the High Gobling Authority. In the past, he also attended the Windy County Community College, eventually receiving an Associate's Degree in technical writing from the institution. Before writing the Survival Guide, he also wrote a collection of children's stories titled Debra Drinks Dog Diarrhea. Additionally, seven years before the guide was published, Brother Clavius managed to climb Poo Mountain by himself without the use of supplemental oxygen. In addition to climbing Poo Mountain, Clavius once survived on a raft at sea for 47 days, completely subsisting on body lice and urine strained through a dirty sweat sock.

Debra Drinks Dog Diarrhea

Debra Drinks Dog Diarrhea is a book mentioned in the second page of The Official Nintendo Player's Guide. This book was also written by Brother Clavius, and it is said to be a collection of children's stories.

Fundamentalist Non-Reformed Cult of the High Gobling Authority

The Fundamentalist Non-Reformed Cult of the High Gobling Authority is a religious organization also mentioned on the second page of The Official Nintendo Player's Guide. Brother Clavius mentions that he used to be a member of the cult. The title suggests that it serves the spiritual needs of Monk Goblings.

Windy County Community College

The Windy County Community College is another topic implied on the second page of Conker's Bad Fur Day Official Nintendo Player's Guide. Presumably the Windy County Community College is located within the Windy region of the Panther Kingdom, although the college does not appear in the actual game. Brother Clavius, the author of Birdy Brand Manuals Presents the Survival Guide to the Panther King's Kingdom: Squirrel Edition, received an Associate's Degree in technical writing from the Windy County Community College.