List of Conker: Live & Reloaded media

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This is a list of media files for the game Conker: Live & Reloaded.

Multiplayer voice lines and quotes

Beach dead

SHC grunt/SHC Sargent

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Okay, guys! 30 seconds! Get up that beach as quickly as possible!
*Whistle blows* Nice knowing you guys.
Great work guys. Defilade ahead! Now watch those bridges. Move in! Secure the next blockade!
I don't believe it! Excellent work fellows! Now, through those trenches and we're nearly there! Remember your training and you will survive. Destroy that door!
Outstanding work man, you get a crate of beer for that. Now get in there and stop that madman. Blow his legs off if you have to!

Von Kriplespac

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Defend ze beaches my Tediz. Defend ze beaches, zey are coming. Hurry up!
Ze evil invaders have broken through ze beach defense. I don't believe it. Right! Fall back. Fall back to ze bridges, now!
Ahh unbelievable! (You) stupid schweinhund. Tediz useless Bleep! (fuck!) Zey are nearly through to me. To the trenches my children, kill zem all!
Ah no! Zey are though, I can see (hear) zem. Hurry my Tediz! I have zeir (nearly ze) ship in ze targeting area (I will have the/to boom?) Just keep zem out for a little bit longer!

Castle Von Tedistein

SHC Sargent

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Ok, this is it. Get over to that castle now and take down that machine. We don't know what it does, and I reckon we don't want to find out. Let's get that cable car started up first. Fall in!
Great work guys. Cable car is now powered back up again. Repeal borders!
That's it, guys. Keep working as a team and we'll get them all before we know it.
Oh no, fellows. They're pushing us back. Re-power that mast. Priority one!
That's it! The overcharge is ready to go. Get your asses into that machine and seal the breach. Move it!!

Von Kriplespac

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Zis is it my beatiful Tediz. Get over zere and power my machine up, now! Capture zose masts, and zen we will see who is victorious
Huu! Ze fools have given us a chance. Ze cable car is active. Get over zere and power up zose masts, now! Hurry my tediz, zere is no time left.
Excellent my Tediz. To the next one quicky - time is of the essence.
Ahh! you fools, get ze BLEEP (fucking) mast back you BLEEP (fuck) Tedi BLEEP (fucks!)
Vunderbah! We have zem now. Now my Tediz, make ze ultimate sacrifice and complete the connection.

Classes

SHC Demolisher

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Panting
Ghhh.. Ghh... Gagh! I am invincible!
panting Bbezerrrrk!
Wimpers I AM GOING BERSERK!
Berserk!
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
I took em out real good!
Oh look at that.
Woah, he's flaying all over the place!
Look at that fucker go!
I sprayed his ass everywhere!
He's blown up!
(incomprehensible sentence until figured out. sounds like "Watch, the head when like missle.?")
Groans I'm a gonner. Groans
Groans FFFFffire, up. Groans
This is.... This is the end.
Yeah!
What a shot!
Gotcha!
Oh yeah!
Daww!
Another one bites the dust!
He's he goes!
Screaming
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Away she goes!
Their she goes Haha!
Dah heh heh hey hey Woah hey hey
Oooo, that was a big one.
Chuckles oh wait watch the balance there.
Dooh hoo!
Gwoah hey!
Heeh heeh yes.
Let's see now, let's see uhh.
Keep it tight now.
uhhh, geah.
Steady now, come on.
Doh, Cough
Grunt
Ditto from up
Fuck.
Shit.
Ohh.
Oh you dastard.
oh dastads.
Doah, shit.
We're hit.
Napalm!
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Smoke!
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Frag.
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Come on, where are they?
Come out, to play boys.
Where are them fuckers?
Groans Those shits i know there somewhere
Nooo, daww I know they're here somewhere.
Tedi bastads come on.
You cowards, you fuckers I know you're there.
Dah!
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Duh.
Grunt
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Ditto from up
Grunt Better place this somewhere good.
Grunt Where this gonna go?
Grunt No problem.
Anti aircraft!
Anti airtask missle!
Anti aircraft!
Remote missile!
Ditto
Ditto
Rocketz!
Hmmm rocketz!
Ditto as 86
Bazzooka!
Ditto
Oooo! Bazzooka!
Oooo! Minigun! (Medigun!)
Minigun!
Ditto (medigun!)
**Screaming** IM BURNING UP! I'M BURNING UP!
I'M ON FIRE PUT ME OUT!
PUT ME OUT! **SCREAMING** SOMEBODY PUT ME OUT!
**SCREAMING** IM BURNING UP IM BURNING UP!
HELP! HELP! PUT ME OUT!
**GRUNTs** Watch where you're going!

SHC Grunt

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Hmpf!
Whoo, see that fucker explode.