The Great Mighty Poo's song

The Great Mighty Poo sings his song to Conker.

The Great Mighty Poo's song is an opera song that was sung by the Great Mighty Poo in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded.

Lyrics

Verse 1

(*Ahem*)

(Mi mi mi mi miiiii)

I am the Great Mighty Poo

and I'm going to throw my shit at you!

A huge supply of tish

come^[sic] from my chocolate starfish.

How about some scat you little twat?

Verse 2

Do you really think you'll survive in here?

You don't seem to know which creek you're in.

Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.

How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?

*ting*

(Have some more caviar!)

Verse 3

Now I'm really getting rather mad.

You're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut.

When I've knocked you out with all my bab,

I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt.

Conker: Your butt.

GMP: My butt.

Conker: Your butt.

GMP: That's right, my butt!

Conker: Errr...^[sic]

GMP: My butt!

Conker: Errr...^[sic]

GMP: MY BUUUUUUUTT!

After Conker flushes the Great Mighty Poo, he says, "Ah! You cursed squirrel! Look what you've done. I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world. Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could have destroyed my beautiful clagginess. Oh! I'm going! AAHH... NO!" to what Conker laughs and remarks "Now that's what I call a bowel movement." These last few lines parody the speech from when the Wicked Witch of the West melts in The Wizard of Oz, replacing "cursed brat" with "cursed squirrel", "I'm melting" with "I'm flushing", "a good little girl" with "a good little squirrel", and "my beautiful wickedness" with "my beautiful clagginess" as context-based replacements.