Daisy, Mavis and Olive

"Oooh! It's like the screaming shits, it is!"

- Marta

Marta is the first cow seen in the Poo Cabin's grassy field with Buggy Lugs. She appears in Conker's Bad Fur Day and its remake, Conker: Live & Reloaded. Her friends are Mavis and Olive, who look identical to her. Marta is known to talk to herself a lot.

History
After Conker tricks Bugger Lugs into hitting a target, the wooden shaft opens, and Marta walks out. She decides to eat some of the grass. After Conker rides Bugger Lugs and rams him into Marta, she gets angry at Bugger Lugs and loses her appetite. She decides to drink some Prune Juice.

Marta goes to the Prune Juice and notes how it looks "cranberry flavored". She drinks it and deems the taste as "a bit odd". Suddenly, the Prune Juice gives her diarrhea (which she calls "the screaming shits"), and she unhappily runs off to the grate and continues pooping down it. She hopes that her friends, Mavis and Olive, do not notice.

Later, while she is still pooping, Conker knocks Bugger Lugs into her, which kills her. Her guts and blood fly all over the place, similar to Marvin's death in the Barn Boys chapter. Marta and her two friends, Mavis and Olive, cause the Poo Cabin to flood from their excessive diarrhea, regardless of how long or how much they poop.

Mavis and Olive
Mavis and Olive are Marta's friends. They are essentially the same as her, as they both eat grass upon entering the grass field, losing their appetite, and drinking prune juice after Conker rams Bugger Lugs into them. They are both also killed when Bugger Lugs hits them as they both also poop down the grate.

It is unknown who is the second cow and who is the third one. The only difference with Mavis and Olive is one of them (the second cow) must be hit twice for her to lose her appetite, whereas the third cow must be rammed into three times. In Live & Reloaded, both Mavis and Olive only have to be rammed into once, like Marta.