Conker Wiki:BJAODN

Based on the BJAODN from Super Mario Wiki, this page documents content added to articles that are involuntarily funny. BJAODN is an acronym for bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. Vandalized articles are not accepted here.

Army General
Hello there,

My name is Aly and I would like to know if you would have any interest to have your website here at shoutwiki.com promoted as a resource on our blog alychidesign.com ?

We are in the midst of updating our broken link resources to include current and up to date resources for our readers. Our resource links are manually approved allowing us to mark a link as a do-follow link as well . If you may be interested please in being included as a resource on our blog, please let me know.

Thanks, Aly

(Has nothing to do with the Army General; some random IP literally just created this for a page)

The Big Big Guy
"Brass of balls, sir. Polished to the nth degree."

- The Big Big Guy

("This quote was up and was incorrectly quoted since 2018. - Wikiboy10")

Slingshot
In Uga Buga, it's used to lift up the top of the crusher by pushing the up arrow button, and to make it fall by pressing the down arrow button. This contraception is used to sacrifice the Baby Dinosaur. In It's War, the Conkers fired from the Catapult are engulfed in flames. Conker must fling them at two separate TNT Imps, whose TNT Barrel must explode on both sides of a crashed plane blocking the port exit.

(This edit inspired the creation of Conker Wiki's own BJAODN archive.)

Gallery
("Conker the Squirrel's gallery, 2016-2020")