Cash

"Here I am, ya greedy bastard!"

- Cash

Cash, also known as Money, Dollars, or Fajo, are wads of money. They double as a collectible item and character, and appear in Conker's Bad Fur Day, its remake Conker: Live & Reloaded, and the Project Spark DLC title, Conker's Big Reunion. Cash are the only collectible item in all three games.

Cash are memorable for their dialogue. Cash are rude personality-wise because they frequently insult and use profanity toward other characters, including Conker, who collects them. Despite this, every Cash bundle expresses as much a desire to be collected as the person who wants it.

Appearance
Just like other living objects, Cash has googly eyes. Its mouth is positioned in-between its dollar bills. A red bend of paper is wrapped around every Cash. In Live & Reloaded, every Cash has a cigar in their mouth. Their appearance and value matches up with that of real-world.

Overview


Cash is an essential item in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Live & Reloaded, as Conker is required to pay some characters with it. He must pay 100 dollars in Cash to Birdy for a Manual, 2,110 dollars to ride Mr. Barrel in the Windy overworld, and lastly 1,000 dollars. Every time Conker pays a character, the Cash goes back into Conker's pocket, as it prefers to be with Conker. Every wad of Cash is worth 100 dollars (except for the Catfishes' 10 dollar wad in the vault of the Bat's Tower chapter).

Every time Conker sees Cash, Conker's eyes turn into dollar signs, and the money insults or cajoles Conker, and he then grabs the bundle of Cash. After getting it, Conker either only expresses happiness, or he happily mentions what he plans to use the money on (e.g. paying off his mortgage or buying a car). Oddly, after Conker collects a Cash bundle, several dollar notes fly out from Conker temporarily and then vanish; he does not lose any of the notes.

Conker receives his first wad of Cash after he retrieves Mrs. Queen Bee's beehive from Wayne and the Wankas. It peeks out from behind her beehive and hops to Conker. It says, "Somebody call for me?", and then says "Who wants some of the dough?". Conker later pays Birdy with his first wad of Cash, and as Birdy hops away, it hops out his pocket, claiming "I wanna go back in there." Conker then recollects it.

Aside from its monetary value, the 10 dollar Cash wad from the vault in Bat's Tower is unique in that it is the only Cash to flee from Conker. When Conker enters the vault, it says, "Who the hell are you? You ain't my boss. I'm outta here. I'm swimmin' with the fishes!" His response is likely because he is owned by the Catfish.

There are two instances in which Conker got in trouble for obtaining Cash. The first time, Conker attempted to head out with a wad of Cash in the night club, Rock Solid. He was caught by the Bouncer and brought before the club's owner, Don Weaso. The second time is when the Panther King and Don Weaso find Conker collecting nearly a million dollars worth of Cash in the vault of the Feral Reserve Bank.

Quotes
During gameplay, if Conker is near a Cash wad, it randomly and repeatedly says these quotes continuously:


 * "Hey, over here!"
 * "Somebody get me!"
 * "Hey, what about me?!"
 * "Some money over here!"

A Cash bundle says either one of these quotes just before it is collected by Conker:


 * "So, ya want some green stuff?"
 * "Here I am, ya greedy bastard!"
 * "Hey I'm here! Hurry up! Pick me up, shithead!"
 * "Hey, where the fuck have you been, ya ginger bastard?"
 * "Oh look, Another wise guy! Come on then!"

Then, Conker says one of these quotes after obtaining the Cash:


 * "Yeh, Cash prizes."
 * "Yeh, more sponduli."
 * "Excellent. Jetpacks and butlers, here we come."
 * "Cool, I'm gonna have that gold card before you know it."
 * "Yeh, I can put this with the rest of my dead presidents."
 * "Who wants to be a millionaire? Me, actually."
 * "Yeh, I think the rounds on me. I'm gonna get tanked tonight."
 * "Yeh, I'll be able to get rid of my mortgage, and buy my car, excellent
 * "Cool! Laughing all the way to the bank."
 * "Ugh. This gig gets worse and worse by the minute." (This quote is only said in one cutscene in the Bat's Tower chapter, specifically in response to the Cash quote above.)
 * "Cool! Hope there's more where that came from."

Trivia

 * Conker's "jetpacks and butlers" quote was the title of a library book in . The book was titled "Jet Packs and Butlers: Your First Investment".